Dude

or dudette
(or whatever you are)

how's the drag,
the costume,
the performance so far?

you think it's applause
but again maybe not,
but whatever

whatever

whatever

right?

Ok, hang around with the turtle
spread your peacock-ass wide
snare another rooster,
who cares about pride?

and when you're done,
rush rush rush
to the net and go online.